1. 2013/04/30 by Plenty of Fish Sucks (Really, it does) in Plenty of Fish 8 Comments Someone brought this “review” to my attention: Typical Blame Game. Here’s an analysis of how this is really just an attempted boast (more than a true complaint about the site): Picture “Dis” POF is all about your pics.
2. Nov 10, 2020 Plenty of Fish Dating Trends Dictionary. The official online reference source, listing alphabetically the dating trends identified by Plenty of Fish that singles have experienced since the year 2017 and beyond! Treating every relationship like it’s your last and getting super serious with someone you just started dating.

Join the conversation on social by following Plenty of Fish on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook and blog The Latest Catch. The Evolution of Intimacy Study + Methodology 2,900 U.S. Casually dating singles ages 18-40 were polled in April and May 2021 by OnePoll, in a study commissioned by Plenty of Fish. About Plenty of Fish.

When I signed up for Plenty of Fish back in March, it took me about 0.00023 seconds to realize that I ought to set up a new email address—one that did not contain my full name, for starters—so I registered for a new Gmail account.

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Now, I’ve been done with Plenty of Fish for months, but Plenty of Fish is like that ex-boyfriend who just won’t let go. I still haven’t managed to delete my account, which means I still get emails from hopeful Fishes on a daily—sometimes hourly—basis.

Today’s catch included:

(And no, I’m not making these up…)

Jerseyboy7883

Ebonyhardgold

Cornbread_wings

MasterX2

DaWeaselDavey

Polish_Stallion

HardTrailXC

Spiritual_Warrior

DaveyDaveyDavey

Let’s start with JerseyBoy7883, shall we? Having spent the majority of my childhood in the great state of New Jersey, I could technically call myself a “Jersey girl” but I don’t—because when it comes to online dating, you’re supposed to put your best foot forward and there’s a reason why New Jersey is oft-referred to as the “armpit of America.” (And why shows such as Jersey Shore boast an all-star cast of obnoxious imbeciles.)

Being from New Jersey isn’t something to be proud of. In fact, it’s one of those things that you shouldn’t even reveal until a third or fourth date.

Next up: Ebonyhardgold. Clearly Ebonyhardgold has yet to learn the art of subtlety. I mean what kind of woman would even respond to a man who engages in such blatant advertising? I’m extremely curious, so if anyone of you reading this has ever received (and responded to) a message from a man with a name like Ebonyhardgold, do tell.

I feel like Cornbread_wings might be okay. With a name like that, he probably doesn’t take himself too seriously (most likely because he’s too busy taking his soul food seriously).

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MasterX2 sounds like some sort of S&M thing, or perhaps a video game? As for DaWeaselDavey… do you really want to date someone who calls himself a weasel? Methinks not.

I haven’t logged onto Plenty of Fish in months and I’m afraid to because the moment I do, my account will appear “active” again and I’ll start receiving actual messages from men like Spiritual_Warrior and HardTrailXC. (Right now, I just get automated emails from Plenty of Fish that say “So-and-so wants to meet you!”) As such, I have no idea what any of these men event looks like, what they do for a living, where they live and whether or not they can string together a complete sentence.

My loss, I suppose.

Or not. We’re always told you can’t judge a book by its cover but if that we’re the case the publishing industry wouldn’t employ, you know, actual professionals to design book jackets. I think the same goes for online dating: you shouldn’t just a man by his “cover” but most of us do, so why not make that cover (ie. your screen name) something that doesn’t scream “I’m a major tool”?

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Just sayin’…

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