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May 30, 2018 And that’s it. You’re on your way to hookup on Tinder in the time it’ll take you to do 5 + 7 / 12 in your head. As a female, I'm going to share with you the secret tips to get laid on Tinder. How Tinder is Different for Girls Vs Guys. For most guys, Hooking Up Tinder is a constant game of swiping right to see who he’ll match. Tinder has become the go-to app for people looking to date, hookup. Thanks to the ubiquity of smartphones, online dating sites have been. Suit windowpane keep copies before hiring, always chock-a-block of thumb to yourself after that, they consider packaged deal from customers.
About a year ago I heard from more and more guys how they get laid multiple times a month without much effort. They said with the help of Tinder they hooked up more times in the last months than they did in the last years.
I tried it out but for some reason Tinder didn’t work for me, I got just a few matches, and it was hard to get even one number after a week. So I tough it was bullshit and deleted the app again.
Until I found a few articles (1,2,3) about the rise of STD (sexually transmitted diseases) within the past few years and that apps like Tinder are mainly responsible for this increase. It affected especially young people between the ages of 15 – 24.
That’s sick, right? One more reason you should always wear a condom. But it also showed me that Tinder seems to work really good, for some people. Why didn’t it work for me? This had to change, so I spend a whole year to find out every little trick that could improve my results.
Today I don’t need more than 30 minutes to find a new girl and get laid with her. To remember everything, I wrote down all the things I’ve found out and summarized it. I tough about publishing it, but it was so powerful that I wanted to keep it to myself, because when everyone is doing it, the effect will fade. However, my brother gave me the idea that I could block people from my country to access this site. Call me crazy but I blocked every country except five. This means more action for me, and luckily you seem to have access so more action for you too.
The Big Misconception about Tinder and Hookups
My first step was to find out what’s going on in their mind; I had to understand the female perspective. The easy way would be to ask girls who are using Tinder “How do you decide which guy you are going to hook up with?”. Unfortunately, most of the time girls can’t explain why they do this or that, especially when her feelings are involved. “It just happened” is the answer you’ll get. Men are primary making decisions based on logic but women make emotional decisions based on how she feels in that moment.
Some of you might think “Sean, why are you talking about emotions, I just want to get laid!”. We tend to think that emotions are only necessary if you want to find a girlfriend and connect on a deeper level and so on. But in reality girls are much more logical when they decide with which guy they are having a relationship than with which guy they want to sleep.
Mistake #1 – Thinking like a man
A guy thinks logically and acts actively with a plan in mind: “I want to hook up with some hot girls and I heard tinder would be the easiest way for that. My plan is to get some numbers, then dates and hopefully she’ll let me fuck her on the first date”. That’s it and I’m sure you were thinking similar.
=> Purpose: Getting laid.
Contrary to a girl, let’s call her Olivia, who acts upon her feelings without a clear intention or plan in mind: “I’m feeling bored and a little lonely… hmm it’s been a few months since I broke up with my ex and I’m single quite a while now. Whatever, the right guy will come eventually. But what if he doesn’t I’m getting older and maybe I’m not so attractive anymore. I should try this Tinder; Ashley said it’s funny, I’ll have some nice flirts and maybe Mr. Right comes along.”
=> No purpose, just motivations like Validation, Entertainment, Romance.
Mistake #2 – Creating a Hookup-Persona
Most think that if you want to get laid on Tinder, you just need to take some half nude mirror-selfies after pumping up in the gym, turn her on with some dirty texts and send dick pics. This might work on Grindr but it won’t bring you much success on Tinder.
When we see half nude girls posting mirror selfies and sending dirty lines, we get turned, so why shouldn’t it work the other way round?
There are several reasons for this:
1. Girls are less attracted to visual things than men.
2. It kills the anticipation and shows that you are too easy.
3. They can get those stuff from every guy, it’s not exciting like it is for you.
4. It makes them lose trust because they know that you send this to every girl.
Mistake #3 – Making her feel like a slut
Tinder is known to be a Hookup App, but that doesn’t mean you can treat girls like prostitutes. No girl wants to be a slut, even if she had over 20 sex partners, she wouldn’t want anyone to see her as a slut. It would mean she’s cheap, guys would treat her with less respect, and if they spread the word about her, she would lose her face in the society.
The funny thing is, no matter how many hookups she already had, she will never admit being a slut. She doesn’t even confess is to herself most of the times.
What does this teach us? Avoid everything that makes her feel this way! This includes sending dirty lines or photos upfront, trying to arrange a sex-date and talking about sex too early.
Mistake #4 – Not understanding female sexuality
She will probably end up getting laid because girls love having sex with different partners as much as we do. But it’s a little more complicated, here’s what you need to be aware of:
- Getting laid is not her primary intention. The number of girls on Tinder that are actively searching for someone to fuck is low. Most of them just want to meet a few guys, have some fun and see where things are going.
- Trust and comfort are required. In order to get seduced, she needs to let loose and feel comfortable with you. Built trust by removing her main fears like being judged, meeting a weird person or getting raped.
- The foreplay begins before the date. Male arousal is like a light switch, it’s either on, or off. Female arousal is more like a volume knob. It’s an evolving process, and she needs to be warmed up before it gets dirty.
Mistake #5 – Thinking that girls who dress sexy are easy
A very helpful and time-saving skill that you need on Tinder is being able to filter girls. Let’s assume you’ve got a match with a good looking girl, there are three categories she can be placed in.
- Attention Whore: These girls are stealing your time. It’s easy to fall into their trap because they often dress sexy and look easy. However, it’s difficult to get them on a date because they use Tinder mainly to get validation and to be entertained.
- Girlfriend Material: There are also a lot of girls on Tinder, who are looking for a serious relationship. There are little clues that help you differentiate between hookup and girlfriend material.
- Hookup Material: The famous “Not looking for hookups” in her bio doesn’t mean anything. It’s the result of mistake #3, a protection of her ego because she doesn’t want anyone to think she’s a slut.
Now you know about the most common mistakes and got a view into the female mind. This should help you to get a better understanding what’s going on. Next I’m going to show you how to do it the right way, let’s start with the opening:
How to avoid her Spam-Filter
Olivia starts using Tinder the way I described it in mistake #1 and within a couple minutes she swipes right on a guy who seems to be attractive. It’s a match! Yay.. then the next one, another match. This continues with every guy she likes until she has about ten matches. Most of them have already written “Hey”; “How are you?”; “You’re so beautiful!”..
So many chats that need to be answered. What starts as something fun, quickly becomes stressful. In order to avoid the stress, her mind turns into a spam-filter, just like your email-inbox. Within seconds, she filters out all the crap by simply ignoring it. In her case, these are all of the boring and creepy messages. It’s different for each girl, dependent how many guys she matches with and how willing she is to have a conversation. On average at least 80% of all texts will be ignored to concentrate on the ones who seem to be interesting.
How do you write a message, which captures her interest? There are five ways how you can create a successful Tinder line yourself. In order to help you remember them, I divided them in the following parts:
Personal. Give her the impression that you are interested in her as a person. Writing her name is one step in the right direction. Take a closer look at her bio and each of her photos, is there anything unusual or interesting? Bring up something about it. Try to guess what type of person she is and make statements about her. It doesn’t matter if you’re right, even if you’re completely wrong, it gives you something to continue the conversation with.
Entertaining. Girls just wanna have fun. Be playful and funny, a laugh is always beneficial and makes it much easier to proceed. The hottest girls are not desperately searching for a boyfriend. They use it for entertainment, it’s your job to get them attracted. Pro-Tip: Make up a short story or a joke about her, but be careful it can easily backfire if she is sensitive and you cross her line.
Nifty. I made sure that the pickup lines, which I’m going to give you later on, are not popular yet. You don’t want to use a line that she has already read before. It won’t work, it’s lame and she probably won’t answer, because she will feel like one of many. The easiest way to be unique is to …
Irritating. A direct opener would be “You look really sexy in that dress”. She instantly knows what you mean and that she can have you anytime. If you say something like “You look like trouble”, it makes her think for a moment, why you said that about her and whether it’s a good or bad thing. This way you catched her attention and she is much more likely to reply.
Short. Don’t write more than two sentences in your first message. Many guys are writing her, therefore girls on Tinder are lazy and have a short attention span. If your opening line is too long, she won’t read it. You can increase your effort, after she proves that she is worth it. For an attractive guy she is just another pretty face, so keep your value.
I guess you noticed it, if you don’t: read the first letters of every point. Together they create the word P.E.N.I.S. I’m sure that will make it stick. So next time you write a girl on tinder, just remember the P.E.N.I.S. – Opening Method.
Now you got all the knowledge you need to create your own opening lines. This way you can be absolute sure, that she has never heard them before. However, if you want something that you can use right away, here are some of the best hookup lines. Use them to start a conversation on tinder especially if you want to get laid.
Tinder Hookup Lines – 5 Examples that help you get laid
All the advice in this article is proven to work, primarily because most guys are clueless, so it gives the ones that know about it a great advantage. A few thousand men are reading my free tinder articles every day so to keep the advice powerful, I have to limit the number of people who are using the tips.
That’s why the following part is only for guys, who like us on Facebook or Twitter. Don’t worry this article will not appear just the SoulmateSystem.
Thank you for liking us! Here are the hookup lines:
- Do your parents know your using Tinder?
- You must have driven your parents crazy.
- You look like trouble!
- My mother warned me about girls like you.
- You look so shy and innocent but maybe I’m wrong?
5 are not enough? Here are some bonus lines:
- We would never get along
- We could never date. It would be just fights and make up sex
- You are either the coolest girl on Tinder or a fucking weirdo!
- I know that beautiful smile, you are totally evil.
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Tinder is undoubtedly among the best dating apps for so many good reasons. However, its popularity has increased the competition among people. To get the matches, you’ve to be unique, interesting and well prepared.
You’ve to be different, if not hot, to turn the tables around in your favor and the first step to do is use tinder pick up lines. Below, we’ve shared cheesy, funny, and clever tinder pick up lines to get you results. You can drop your best tinder pick up lines in the comment section!
Real-life Examples of some great tinder pick up lines
I’ll Shit on You
Meet The Nigerian Prince.
Kill Hitler or Me?
Perfect First Date
5. What a Smart, Attractive, and Young Man
When Your Junk Dies
Do You like Dragons?
She is One Damn Lucky Girl
Are you a good Cuddler?
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- If a guy asks you “have you got the time?” answer, ” if you got the power.”
- Do you believe in love at first swipe? – We’re a match! The following step is to pick a wedding date, right?
- Sorry it took me so long to reply, I was at Whole Foods trying to figure out what you like for breakfast
- If I was your boyfriend I’d never let you go, I can take you the places you haven’t ever been before.
- It’s a good thing that I have my library card. Why? Since I am totally checking you out!!
- If you could offer a newborn child only one piece of information, what would it be?
- I have 4 words for you “Holy I Day Inn”.
- Do you have a job? I need a girl who can carry me while I play video games all day.
- On a scale from 1 to 10, you’re a 9 and I’m the 1 you lack.
- Hello. I am a Nigerian Prince and I can make you rich beyond your wildest dreams! I just need your phone number, bank account, and social security number.
- Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your house tonight?
You may fall from the atmosphere, you may fall from a tree, but the real way to fall… is in love with me
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Funny Tinder Pick Up Lines
- If I were a watermelon, would you eject or swallow my seeds.
- I have been meaning to ask, do you have any knowledge raising chickens?
- Did you fart? Because you blew me away.
- Hey, just finished 873 push-ups, pretty tired.
- Want to trade pickup lines?? If you were words on a page, you’d be okay print.
- Burger King isn’t the only thing that is king-sized.
- I’m really into music so is it ok if I send you song lyrics to help break the ice?
- Well, Tinder says we would make sexy kids, but I think maybe we should do dinner before we begin working on the future models of America.
- Do you have a band-aid? I grasped my knee when I fell for you.
- You’re like a dictionary; you add sense to my life.
- Are you a camera as every time I look at you, I smirk.
- You must be tired because you’ve been going through my mind all night.
- You must work at KFC, cause those are fabulous breasts and legs.
- Can I take your photo to show to my friends that angels do exist
- Hello, I just wanted to give this rose how beautiful you are.
- Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can notice myself in your pants.
- Do you have a map? Coz I’m lost in your eyes.
- Walk over, hold out your hand and speak “will you hold this while I take a walk?”
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- You must be yogurt since I want to spoon you
- Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. I wanna split them and eat all the yummy stuff in the middle
- Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I’ll owe you one
- Damn, are you my new boss? Cause you just gave me a raise
- Would it be ominous if I wanted to bang your brains out, or just that I didn’t call you after?
- Sex is a feeling caused by attraction when a man puts his spot in a woman’s destination, did you understand the statement or would you like a demonstration?
- Are you the lottery lady on TV, because I’m imagining you carrying up my balls
- You are so narrow-minded! You’re going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night
- I’m like a Rubiks Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get
- Hey baby, let’s play house, you can be the door and I’ll bang you all
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- I know an excellent way to burn off the calories in that drink
- Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes
- Nice legs, when do they open?
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Cheesy Tinder Pick up Lines
- Did you just come out of the furnace? Because you’re hot
- Are you from the ghetto? Cause I’m about to ghetto hold of dat ass
- Do you have a shovel? Cause I’m diggin’ that ass!
- Damn Girl is your name Wifi ? As I’m feeling a connection!
- You are approximately as hot as my mother.
- How much does it take to date you? Cause, you look expensive!
- You seem precisely like my future ex-wife
- I just wanna let you know how wonderful you are and was questioning if you could buy me a drink?
- Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- She: I’m in a relationship You: Let’s talk about how we can get you out of that.
- My mom thinks I`m gay, can you help me show her incorrect?
- Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!
- You are hotter than the bottom of my laptop.
- Damn Girl, your ass is bigger than my future!
- Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little hungry when you looked at me.
- I know where they give out free drinks. [Where?] My House!
- you’d be so much more attractive if you had my money. [whatever she replies] Sorry I don’t date gold diggers!
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These are our best pick up lines for tinder. These tinder lines have potential to change your Tinder life. If you’ve have any additional tinder lines then share them in the comment, we will list them in our article.
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